This morning, I had to deal with the little girl wetting her bed on purpose. The reason that I know it was intentional was because when I went to wake her up this morning, she was on the bottom bed. When I went back in after giving her 5 minutes, she was on the top bunk and she said that her bed was wet. I told the wife and her response was "she’s your daughter. I don’t even know what to do about that or how to address it. Every morning with her is a fight of some kind.
However, when she went into the laundry room to get a pair of socks, she said "Daddy, the laundry basket is on top of the socks". I removed it and she started laughing. I said "What’s so funny?" and she said "The socks are all flat" and just kept laughing which then made me laugh. She said "Stop laughing or I’ll get the hiccups.