my daughter came up to me this morning and said "I’m a princess with wings and a crown and I will grant you three wishes".
I said "My first wish is that you would listen".
She said "I can’t grant you that wish because I already know how to listen".
I said "My second wish is that you wouldn’t be mean to your brother".
She said "I don’t have a brother"
I said my third wish is that you wouldn’t be mean to the cat".
She said "I don’t have a cat either, I only have a family".
I asked "who’s in your family"?
She said "Only a mom and a dad but my real mom and dad died".
And then she ran off to play with bubbles.