okay, so maybe not really but she did put the pizza away. I had to ask and when I did, she paused and said "Okay" and I said "you paused, like you were uncertain". She said "I paused because I was trying to figure out if you wanted me to put it away right now or if it could be later?"
I said "It doesn’t matter to me as long as it gets done."
Her taking every single fucking literally all the time is absolutely maddening. The concept of a figure of speech is alien and a lot of times, I feel that our communication styles are like abbot and costello.